autobot

I’ve never ever been kissed and I don’t expect to get my first kiss by the end of my senior year.

agonizingtheorist:

You know what I hate? When people get pissed off when you tell them you don’t want them to touch you. Like excuse me, I don’t actually want you to touch my arm. I don’t want a hug right now. I don’t give a shit if you’re family. I don’t care if the phrase “I don’t want to be touched” puts you off. Just don’t fucking touch me.

(via guy)

guitarstrum:

If there is that one person in your life that is always there for you no matter how you treat them, and listens when no one else does, and just cares and comforts you even in your darkest moments, do not EVER let them go. Ever.

(via litttle-birrdd)

siderealscion:

mALEFISHIENT, MARK

ive been meaning to make work-related comics forever, so enjoy some choice movie title bastardizations.

(these all actually, seriously, happened, with no humor or awareness on the part of the customer at the time as far as I could tell. so, yes, someone actually asked for a ticket to “Detergent” with a straight face.)

(via ceramic-unicorns-and-gnomes)

iceemoon:

"i’m 10% german, 14% danish, 15% norwegian, 7% …"

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(via arose186)

EY (via latelycravingmore)

(via syd1997)

I don’t chase people anymore. I learned that I’m here, and I’m important. I’m not going to run after people to prove that I matter.

Shakespeare (via refluent)

(Source: psych-facts, via bresky712)

Expectation is the root of all heartache.
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