the media loves to shit on celebrities but my favorite thing is that they cant find anything about ed sheeran so he just gets worst dressed every time
i just want a boy who touches me distractedly
like sitting watching a movie and he just kinds of drags his fingers over your skin while watching and he doesn’t have a motive he’s not trying to tickle you or be sexual with you he’s just touching your skin and feeling the shape of your bones under that skin like it’s physically comforting for him to know that you’re there right under his fingertips im so
you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it
TIS THE SEASON
THIS WAS ON THE ANNOUNCEMENTS IN CLASS TODAY
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
I hate school.
But I don’t hate education.
There’s a huge difference.
The difference is an education is just knowledge and qualifications that allow you to do well in life. School is just a load of shitty buildings with a load of shitty people doing shitty work because other shitty people say so.
I just reblogged this but I’m doing it again for the comment
Everyone is born, but not everyone is born the same. Some will grow to be butchers, or bakers, or candlestick makers. Some will only be really good at making Jell-O salad. One way or another, though, every human being is unique, for better or for worse.
what a fucked up society we live in that we shame people both for having and for not having sex
nice leg flower the dukes of hazzard makes apple whistle
Im missing something
I dont understand this
“@nbcsnl: And our favorite bumper of the night: #PaulRudd + @onedirection = #RuddDirection. #RuddFitsRightIn #SNL”
Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you.